Welfare Whore

This nasty pig lost her wallet in the street on August 6, 1998.  I ran over it on my way home from work and as I looked in my rear view mirror, I saw her driver's license fall out.  I retrieved it for her and contacted the Department of Social Services to get them to have her contact me.  I live somewhere near her address, so I told her she could come by and get it and if I was not home, I'd leave it in my mailbox.  I gave her directions and she said she knew where it was.  I waited around most of the day, but she never showed up.

Today (August 7) she called and wants me to bring it to her.  I think she has lost her mind.

She is a welfare recipient,

but seems to be doing well enough to gamble away some of my tax money:

She gets free medical care,

and has plenty of cash to rent a few movies at our expense.

I guess I need to rush out now and deliver this wallet to her!! She's probably real worried about getting her kids fed, huh?

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